do you know what happens in this house when you have a baby? you forget that you have a blog and that there are other amazing blogs out there to read. and then you sit down for a second, instead of doing the dishes like you should, and for a minute, you remember these things and you start exploring. and then the baby makes a noise and you stop and look up. he's squirming but he's still asleep.
so you go back to the computer for a bit. but then your nipples start to hurt. yes, i said nipples. it's the weirdest shit, guys. boob madness all day, every day.
when i see him, they hurt.
when he cries, they hurt.
when it's time for him to eat, they hurt.
dear emotions - get out of my boobs!
i have enough emotion and feeling and love everywhere else. the last place i need them is in my breasts. because let me tell you, these ladies are already large enough.
as in, no vacancy.
milk production in the highest, hosana.
but milk must be doing someone good because he's gained over a pound since we left the hospital AND that ridiculously cute river slept from 830pm - 2am last night. and then i fed him and he went back to sleep until 6am.
um, winners up in the hizouse!
see that second photo...that's his champion sleeper arm stretch.
dear river - i love you so so so much.
and so do my boobs, clearly.