hey vicki, remember yesterday when your feet swelled up.
and you kept thinking that maybe there was a stray hair between your toes, or maybe a piece of trash had fallen from your desk.
but then you'd reach down (awkwardly because your stomach is huge) to grab that piece of hair or trash and realize it was just the new folds of foot swell touching your toes. and then you almost threw up.
yeah, i remember. i didn't like that.
but here's a visual for all your sickos.
i wonder if there's anything that could make you feel better about that experience...
wait, i know!
i could enter for the giveaway for a FREE freaking necklace.
and then people would stare at my gorgeous
baby cleavage necklace instead of my fat feet.
what's that you say?
you don't know about this giveaway i speak of??
so you haven't entered?!
well, well, well.
you listen here.
you click right here my friend and enter!
go on, now.
you don't want my feet to attack you, now do ya?
or maybe you do, in which case, we are no longer friends. unless, of course, i can make funny monster noises and grab your cheeks with my toes...then, maybe we can talk.
last day for the giveaway!
i'm choosing the big winner randomly tonight and ooo, can't you just feel it?? it's gonna be you!