|dress: target / top: forever21|
i bought 4 dresses maxi dresses last night. and today, i am publicly announcing that when i am not in my underwear and a tank top, i will be in a maxi dress. because what are pants really? except a constricting, evil pair of tunnels to squeeze my thighs, ass and newly acquired cankles into. not to mention the zipper stabbing me in the lower belly when i sit, which i do often. i already have a person stabbing me in my lower areas, thank you very much mr. zipper.
and ok, i'm going to admit something rather shocking to most nesting mamas but um, i have not even glanced at my baby shower swag since the day we had the bestshowereverknowntowomanthankssister. i know, i'm a horrible nester. i don't even know what i have so maybe i got this and forgot but i have been coveting this wrap by solly baby for a while now. so while i may not be nesting, i am still shopping virtually. i know, it's impressive.
and now for the commercial because for serious, i want to sit in a rocking chair, walk around what looks like san marino, ca, stop to smell the flowers and do all of it with a starbucks in my hand because this wrap is so damn awesome.