February 10, 2010

full house failed.

i just watched an episode of full house. because im that cool. and i would like to offer up for discussion, something that has bothered me since i was a wee thing, watching this at 8pm after dinner and before i went to bed on a school night.

the theme song.

there is a line where it totally sounds like the singer starts to say “waiting”, realizes he’s early so stops short and says instead “wuh” and then a second later, at the right time in the song, continues with “waaaaiting just around the beeeend...everywhere you look, everywhere, there’s a face, of somebody who neeeeeds you!” it happens just as the golden gate bridge is in shot. AND IT DRIVES ME NUTS!

i purposefully did not look this up because i may be completely wrong and there could be an actual word there that i’m not hearing but i’m not a masochist so without research, i declare this song a full house faux pas.

in other full house facts: i hate danny tanner.


20 seconds in - get ready for disappointment. also, it took me some time to to find this version of the song. apparently the show changed songs every freakin' season on me. of course i would notice the one fucked up version. does this mean i've been cynical since childhood...god, how depressing.

3 comments:

  1. Oh Vivs, it's just the end of the word "friend"...an extra pronounced "d" if you will. Don't be so hard on yourself! Or Danny Tanner...he was a single father raising three girls for Christ's sake. It'd make you a dorky weirdo too. Or a c#!ksucking cokehead.

    Just kidding, i love youuuuuu.

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  2. P.S. The robot-killing code word i just had to type in to post that comment was "dyelanta". Does your blog know my stomach?!

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  3. OH EM GEE.... I SO SO SO SO SO noticed that ALWAYS every. single. time. i watched. And when I would sing it with my friends, it's like...what do you do there? make a little noise then move on?

    P.S. I'm being ultra stalker-ish today and reading your old posts till present. Don't judge me.

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