i just watched an episode of full house. because im that cool. and i would like to offer up for discussion, something that has bothered me since i was a wee thing, watching this at 8pm after dinner and before i went to bed on a school night.
the theme song.
there is a line where it totally sounds like the singer starts to say “waiting”, realizes he’s early so stops short and says instead “wuh” and then a second later, at the right time in the song, continues with “waaaaiting just around the beeeend...everywhere you look, everywhere, there’s a face, of somebody who neeeeeds you!” it happens just as the golden gate bridge is in shot. AND IT DRIVES ME NUTS!
i purposefully did not look this up because i may be completely wrong and there could be an actual word there that i’m not hearing but i’m not a masochist so without research, i declare this song a full house faux pas.
in other full house facts: i hate danny tanner.
20 seconds in - get ready for disappointment. also, it took me some time to to find this version of the song. apparently the show changed songs every freakin' season on me. of course i would notice the one fucked up version. does this mean i've been cynical since childhood...god, how depressing.