1:34am - easton's shit alllll over the carpet, next to the pool of piss, right where it belongs.
6:03am - easton in his shit stance, mid-drop. he looks up at me like, what you lookin' at?!
vc: [while watching the bachelor] - I like Ali. I think she's really cute; she should win.
hank: yeah, that's ellen's favorite too.
vc: did you just say ellen's favorite?
hank: damnit, you're going to blog about that, aren't you.
vc: um, yeah.